Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?' Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.' Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
So they all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking 'Mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. So they made separate appointments with the mirror at 9a, 10a and 11a and agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day, they met up, all with sad faces. Simultaneously, they said:
"So who the hell is Jeff Mudd?"
(the above joke was stolen and improved upon)
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