I'm just sayin'...

...in the fitness business, I've learned that women almost always look better than they think, and that men almost never look as good as they think.

...there are THREE certainties in life. [No, not paying taxes (see Snipes, Wesley) or death (see Clark, Dick)]. They are:

(1) If it rains, even if you're standing in a Seattle coffee house, at least one person in the room will quickly responds, "We sure needed it."

(2) If you have any illness, even it is, say, scurvy, at least one person will knowingly report, "That's really going around."

(3) When you have removed something from your own body, you will undoubtedly, even for a nanosecond, examine it before flushing, flicking or hiding it.

...if the politicians of today would have only watched the "ABC Afterschool Specials" of the '70's, they would know not to drink too much (W.), to abstain from teenage sex (Palin) and to always tell the truth (Clinton).

...I will become a hunter the day the animal being hunted can sport a weapon of its own.

...each week gives us 10,080 minutes. For health and weight-loss purposes, commit between 180-240 - or roughly TWO PERCENT - of those minutes to exercise.

JOKE 'O THE DAY
So, two dyslexics walk into a bra.....